Karkat is recovering after a bad high.

Nothing runs faster than a Deere.

Blue, headless man gives up on attempting to find which nook is his crotch, stating "I dont know" in defeat as his buttplug lies beside him.

Red gummy man has been rejected by his one true love. You can read the heartbreak in his smooth, chewy face.

Ancestry.com traces the ancient philosopher/hippy's roots on the world's largest computer monitor.

Your social life.

Zombie finger is not happy.

Cave Johnson's combustible lemons turned out to have other, more practical uses, such as a substitution for toothpaste.

Underage union is unsure what to make of the strip club.

Anonymous.

It's been a long day. Dog-bear tells the nice bartender to leave the bottle.

Your favorite character.