Nothing runs faster than a Deere.

Blue, headless man gives up on attempting to find which nook is his crotch, stating "I dont know" in defeat as his buttplug lies beside him.

It's been a long day. Dog-bear tells the nice bartender to leave the bottle.

Your favorite character.

WATCHES NO EYES

Red gummy man has been rejected by his one true love. You can read the heartbreak in his smooth, chewy face.

Aradia gets a haircut, grinds down her horns, and contemplates Homestuck.

Ancestry.com traces the ancient philosopher/hippy's roots on the world's largest computer monitor.

Rattmann. Shh just do it.

Some Homestuck reference from a lazy person.

Horrorterrors.

Pirate bear stole Mickey's trunks.