A chameleon-human hybrid revels at the sight of a dripping faucet. Also, he desperately needs to see a dentist. Also his leg is disfigured.

Hideous man laments the size of his genitals without realizing that his body doesn't seem to have any joints, which is a much bigger problem

Kindhearted Rastafarian directs a man with fatal arm-eating syndrome to the Cactus of Eternal Life.

The jugglers are being attacked by heat-seeking missiles!

Hairy crab armpit.

A dying snake has an existential crisis.

An irresponsible eggplant is smoking crack because he thinks it's cool. He hallucinates that he is an eggplant car. Silly eggplant.

Mirrored "D."

Cakes from the FUTURE!

Stegosaurus loves kitteh

I have stolen all the absinthe.

A man chooses death over doodling.