A dying snake has an existential crisis.

An irresponsible eggplant is smoking crack because he thinks it's cool. He hallucinates that he is an eggplant car. Silly eggplant.

Mirrored "D."

Cakes from the FUTURE!

Stegosaurus loves kitteh

I have stolen all the absinthe.

A man chooses death over doodling.

The jugglers are being attacked by heat-seeking missiles!

Windows 95 DESTROYS THE WORLD!

Like many girls, MOOGIRL was defeated by the brain she didn't have.

"Mom! Mr. Horse broke the stick of my lollipop with a boomerang!"

Racist lunchlady comments on the merits of "Rice Day."