volcano erupting plus the earth splitting?

"Memorial day weekend"

'Reptar (the white cat[who is also a feeeegot]) and Theo (the black cat) playing "kitty games."' -The New York Times Book Review

Sassy girl telling it like it is (about the eternal battle of who is the best between Batman and a bag of bbq chips)

A collection of every seminal detroit techno hit pre-1987

A horse. Engaging in various racketeering scandals.