A horse. Engaging in various racketeering scandals.

A seal with a spoon on it's head saying, "I'm a rebel."

Hipster Jamie wants nothing to do with Adam's conformist ways

Jamie wants nothing to do with Adam's conformist ways!

Adam is normal.

shit. no i'm serious. just shit. well, ok. it's a "anime" turd. ya know. the one that looks like a dollop of whipped cream? with some flies.

A very copious amount of feces with flies around it.

A pile of shit with three flies flying over it

Nervous poo afraid of a solar eclipse.