The Ice King has built a gigantic statue in his likeness.

ugly old fisherman, fishing away

hetalia

the most wonderful mustache in the world

"You were dreaming. Not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go."

someone ate too many flaming hot cheetos and is shitting on their chair

gotta go fast

Give Princess Peach some sugar, Mario

A very gentlemanly octopus.

the sun laughs at your pain

Spiderman and the Titanic had a baby

omgctopus