Princess Zelda wants your love.
Give Princess Peach some sugar, Mario
MARIO DOES NOT WANT KEESES, PEACH
mario doesnt wan to kiss an orange
Mario hates carrots
Mario: Gimme that carrot! peach tells me to lose weight
Peach is a bitch. HE SAVED YOUR LIFE, WHORE!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!