One cold night, Victor Victorino was bitten by a metal pan ... he soon became ... Metal Pan Man!

KFC began drowning their chickens instead of beating them to death

Watchu lookin at foo?

I get dough muhfucka!

Dog with no soul!!!

Bob was ambushed by the mafia, they have him hold up in a Taco Bell. He snuck his cellphone into nachos with a hidden message 'call 911'

It's opposite day. No means yes ;)

Maybe we shouldn't of tried that white stuff Mr. PedoPedo told us to try ... my butt hurts

Come, HUG ME, Happiness, HUG ME !!!! ....... *whisper* motherfucker

Faggot

on her way home, shaniqua fell down a mud mountain and burned half her hair off #badweaves

box got stolen from home by the evil humans, feeling forever alone, box is attempting to reunite with his real people ... It's a Journey ...