Watchu lookin at foo?

I get dough muhfucka!

Dog with no soul!!!

Bob was ambushed by the mafia, they have him hold up in a Taco Bell. He snuck his cellphone into nachos with a hidden message 'call 911'

It's opposite day. No means yes ;)

Maybe we shouldn't of tried that white stuff Mr. PedoPedo told us to try ... my butt hurts

KFC began drowning their chickens instead of beating them to death

Come, HUG ME, Happiness, HUG ME !!!! ....... *whisper* motherfucker

Faggot

One cold night, Victor Victorino was bitten by a metal pan ... he soon became ... Metal Pan Man!

on her way home, shaniqua fell down a mud mountain and burned half her hair off #badweaves

box got stolen from home by the evil humans, feeling forever alone, box is attempting to reunite with his real people ... It's a Journey ...