M8 MOTHAFUCKA, THIS DUDE'S SO HARDCORE HE JUST WRITES SHIT HE AINT GONNA DRAW FOR NO PUSSY ASS WEBSITE

THIS PINK MOTHERFUCKER IS CHOCKING ON SOME GREEN MOTHERFUCKER.

SOME STUPID MOTHERFUCKING MARTIAN CRASHED HIS GODDAMN SHIP INTO THE GODDAMN SURFACE OF MARS. YET THIS MOTHERFUCKERS STILL CELEBRATING.

The USPS new turkeys were bad postmen, but they hired them anyways.

A bong informs its users that Marijuana is still illegal.

This mothafucka's one stone cold killa, ice cold even.

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Yo this monkey really likes meth, but he's in timeout and can't get any meth. So all his monkey friends are teasing him.

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Draw what your day would've been like if you walked around with your finger out.

THIS MOTHAFUCKA DONT SAY SWEAR WORDS, HE SAYS SYMBOLS. HE BE ALL LIKE @!>...$

THIS DUDE BETTER NOT HAVE DRAWN A STICK-MAN FUCKIN A STICK-MIDGET. Y'ALL ARE SOME SICK MOTHAFUCKAS.

THIS MOTHAFUCKAS GOT A GAY HALO, BUT HE DON'T CARE HE PROBABLY GONNA FUCK THE HALO ANYWAYS.

SOME MOTHERFUCKING CROCODILE IN MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLES CLOTHES. WHAT DOES HE THINK HES DOING, THOSE CLOTHES ARE FOR PEOPLE.

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