Yo this monkey really likes meth, but he's in timeout and can't get any meth. So all his monkey friends are teasing him.

Draw what your day would've been like if you walked around with your finger out.

THIS MOTHAFUCKA DONT SAY SWEAR WORDS, HE SAYS SYMBOLS. HE BE ALL LIKE @!>...$

THIS DUDE BETTER NOT HAVE DRAWN A STICK-MAN FUCKIN A STICK-MIDGET. Y'ALL ARE SOME SICK MOTHAFUCKAS.

THIS MOTHAFUCKAS GOT A GAY HALO, BUT HE DON'T CARE HE PROBABLY GONNA FUCK THE HALO ANYWAYS.

SOME MOTHERFUCKING CROCODILE IN MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLES CLOTHES. WHAT DOES HE THINK HES DOING, THOSE CLOTHES ARE FOR PEOPLE.

THIS PINK MOTHERFUCKER IS CHOCKING ON SOME GREEN MOTHERFUCKER.

SOME IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKER THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO POUR KEROSENE DOWN HIS FINGER-HOLE AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE. IT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA.

SOME STUPID MOTHERFUCKING MARTIAN CRASHED HIS GODDAMN SHIP INTO THE GODDAMN SURFACE OF MARS. YET THIS MOTHERFUCKERS STILL CELEBRATING.

That pink bear sucks cotton candy down like some sort of slut while blue bear watches sluttily.

The USPS new turkeys were bad postmen, but they hired them anyways.

The semen gun, only effective at making your enemies sticky and/or pregnant.