Have at you, storm cloud! With my trusty scissors and my black widow spider, I shall slay thee.

The tomato from Veggie Tales solicits you for sex.

Nigga with gold tooth eats a watermelon, posing the question "Are you new here, nigga?"

Drooling Frenchman tries to stare down a baguette in front of the Eiffel Tower.

Skeletor don't take no shit!

Horny teenager googles the word "porn" in a completely darkened room.

A classy piano.

A robot shooting up heroin.

A Shemale with huge tits and a perm.

My ass is haunted!

The stank hole from which you were birthed.

Now that's my kind of hate crime!