The tomato from Veggie Tales solicits you for sex.

Nigga with gold tooth eats a watermelon, posing the question "Are you new here, nigga?"

Drooling Frenchman tries to stare down a baguette in front of the Eiffel Tower.

Skeletor don't take no shit!

Horny teenager googles the word "porn" in a completely darkened room.

A classy piano.

A robot shooting up heroin.

A Shemale with huge tits and a perm.

My ass is haunted!

The stank hole from which you were birthed.

Now that's my kind of hate crime!

Have at you, storm cloud! With my trusty scissors and my black widow spider, I shall slay thee.