A centaur woman in a bikini eats a raw potato

A deer wearing an astronaut's helmet. It has a black censor bar covering his/her private bits.

A dog composes a poem for his beloved garden, but it lacks vivid imagery.

A majestic purple throne

A worm falls in love with an apple. But it's not real love. It's just a sexual thing. That bastard.

Chocolate ice cream. With sprinkles. Possibly evil.

Three wise men decide whether they want to go meet baby Jesus.

A close up of a face. Glasses. Green eyes. Freckles. Brown hair. Might be Obama.

A TV journalist ends her story with a cryptic warning, "Watch the skies!" Also she is a pig.

A woman falls in love with tiny magical devil

A woman cries over the results of a medical test. She has Truck Nuts syndrome.

A man in a ski mask is mugging a tree branch.