A shadowed figure pisses on an overly-enthusiastic turtle.

A narwhal emerges from the site of a flooded city, moth open.

Terezi excitedly browses the Karezi tag on Tumblr.

A very very worried clothes hanger waits in front of the "Fcat" establishment. To his chagrin, he sees a "no hangers" sign. Bummer.

An abstract potato.

How did you manage to make Peter Griffin fatter than he already was?

Luigi and Mario's lovechild is utterly sick of his existence, and looks toward you pleadingly to end his life.

Pacman looks eager to consume an inappropriately placed donut.

Spike is convinced he looks like Barney due to the tragically small color selection on DoD.

Harry Potter using terrible pickup lines.

UU Jelly, may I take your order? Don't worry; it's already here. With a pink spoon and everything.

H P Lovecraft called Cthulu's on-duty number, much to his incredulous irritation.