H P Lovecraft called Cthulu's on-duty number, much to his incredulous irritation.

Zen squirtle has a chill day.

The loch ness monster learns to fly.

A very very worried clothes hanger waits in front of the "Fcat" establishment. To his chagrin, he sees a "no hangers" sign. Bummer.

An abstract potato.

A shadowed figure pisses on an overly-enthusiastic turtle.

The double helix fell on its side and broke into a W.

This dude has some sick shades. Cool.

How did you manage to make Peter Griffin fatter than he already was?

Pac-Man ghost is rooting for the USA.

Game over! Continue? (There's also a green cube smiling like an asshole.)

A skinhead is trying to convince Wal Mart that Kroger is far superior.