Orange elephants only do lines of red coke. Fact.

I prefer creamy peanut butter.

And with one last fateful thrust, Larenz ran Darrik through atop the castle tower. Darrik cried out and shat himself as he died.

Name's Ronald. I love seeing that eggplant guy. He's always so excited to me.

Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don't, because sometimes you feel like a nut! Sometimes you don't! Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don't, because!

I hate taking my jewelry to the cat shop to get it appraised. That guy always low balls me...

Has GameStop ever been good? No!

Why can't I hold all these Popsicles?

Dee Colon Less Than

Arnold has been smoking chocolate blunts too much lately. He has a million of them.

<|3 <--- that backwards and in red

While the PS3 laments its lack of available games, the XBox 360 hugs itself into a Red Ring o' Death.