I prefer creamy peanut butter.

And with one last fateful thrust, Larenz ran Darrik through atop the castle tower. Darrik cried out and shat himself as he died.

Name's Ronald. I love seeing that eggplant guy. He's always so excited to me.

Orange elephants only do lines of red coke. Fact.

Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don't, because sometimes you feel like a nut! Sometimes you don't! Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don't, because!

I hate taking my jewelry to the cat shop to get it appraised. That guy always low balls me...

Has GameStop ever been good? No!

Why can't I hold all these Popsicles?

Dee Colon Less Than

Arnold has been smoking chocolate blunts too much lately. He has a million of them.

<|3 <--- that backwards and in red

While the PS3 laments its lack of available games, the XBox 360 hugs itself into a Red Ring o' Death.