EARTH, WIND, WATER, FIRE, AND HEART... BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, CAPTAIN PLANET!!!1

Mortal Kombat between chicks, one has a sword while the other has nun chucks. Fatality?

HOLY FUCK A SUNFLOWER

Burnt Englishman on holiday loses arm and leg

World War Two veteran disapproves of you jacking off to cartoon women.

Gay pride member wanders too far from the parade.

A cast member of Jersey shore looks upon in anger at a normal person.

The peppermint denies your sexual advances even though you paid for dinner (what a finger)

Use a nice deap facial cleanser.

THATS SOME TRUE SHIT DAWG

You're worried when you look in the toilet after a #2 and this is what you see. Uh oh...is the doctor on speed dial?

The dark side of Mario having the flower.