The peppermint denies your sexual advances even though you paid for dinner (what a finger)

Use a nice deap facial cleanser.

THATS SOME TRUE SHIT DAWG

You're worried when you look in the toilet after a #2 and this is what you see. Uh oh...is the doctor on speed dial?

The dark side of Mario having the flower.

EARTH, WIND, WATER, FIRE, AND HEART... BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, CAPTAIN PLANET!!!1

HOLY FUCK A SUNFLOWER

Planet Fitness shows off his fine sexy ass.

Condeliza rice on my wrist and i'm loving it...Bitch i'm Bill Clinton

faggot draws a faggot drawing

Mortal Kombat between chicks, one has a sword while the other has nun chucks. Fatality?

Micheal Phelps expresses his golden love toward 'Murica

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