The trees look on in horror as one of their own is brutally struck down, dismembered and burnt to death right before their eyes.

the real reason why space shuttles keep blowing up: the vengeful phantoms that haunt earth's stratosphere

Buying a penis at McDonalds. He has to think about it when the cashier asks if he wants fries with that. Fries it is!

A snake tries on a cowboy boot. They don't make them in snake sizes :(

Against all odds the gingerbread man won the Gorilla of the Year award. Congratulations!

Arnold has a football for a head and we won't let him forget.

Daleks in space? A blatant lie!

breaking news: john wilkes booth innocent; comically oversized american flag is presidential assassin

Laughing at underprivileged children is mean ;_;

A sentient tulip identifies strongly with nihilism.

about to be crushed by a giant dr manhattan

a little girl mighty pleased with her ability to repeatedly jump over a rope