Daleks in space? A blatant lie!

breaking news: john wilkes booth innocent; comically oversized american flag is presidential assassin

Laughing at underprivileged children is mean ;_;

A sentient tulip identifies strongly with nihilism.

about to be crushed by a giant dr manhattan

a little girl mighty pleased with her ability to repeatedly jump over a rope

The trees look on in horror as one of their own is brutally struck down, dismembered and burnt to death right before their eyes.

Yes, spongebob, ANYTHING.

no hates allowed

out of the frying pan...

The blue square and the pink square are unable to consummate their love affair because, sadly, polygons are lacking in genitalia.

Don't give up, Mr Octopus, you will learn to walk again someday.