John offers Karkat garlic rolls, but Karkat is still butt hurt about John not being homosexual. He flies away. Not a single fuck was given.

Witches be boilin that poor bastard into soup

A girl sobs. Her OTP is giving her all of these unwanted feels.

Spiderman rolls around like Malfoy in A Very Potter Musical asking, "Did someone say... Spiderman thread?"

You are a cat. A purple tree stands before you in the white nothingness. What do you do?

A solitary building stands in the endless snow.

The Ditto is perfectly in the center and the pose is wonderful! Surely Prof. Oak will give you a ton of points for this picture.

Justin Bieber has a crush on a guy named Willy.

A grandmother prepares a pizza for her grandson, but he's a dick and continues to play video games

"Thuck me. Thuck my cock you thlut" You try not to laugh while giving him head. It's hard because he's impossible to take "theriothly"

The big dipper containing water. Woah shit is trippy

This clown is totally fucking high off his ass. Mother fucker needs to lay off the damn pie

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