a respectable black man declines your solicitation

Calliope is a FAKE

A grandmother prepares a pizza for her grandson, but he's a dick and continues to play video games

A blonde girl enjoys her spaghetti

Bart Simpson is questioning is sexual orientation

I duck calls someone out, who indeed "got served"

Sassy lesbians kiss while a mysterious honking comes from a vent.

It's BOO!

"Thuck me. Thuck my cock you thlut" You try not to laugh while giving him head. It's hard because he's impossible to take "theriothly"

New Chain

"Therth thomthing I have to thay. I'm tho in love with you" You don't hear the confession because you're too busy laughing at the lisp.

stick man just doesn't know!

A girl breaks up with a manbirdcentipede. He and his glorious chin are heart broken.

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