speak proper english you motherfucking cat

a pansy. the flower, not the person. yeah? so what if i know flowers? no YOU'RE the faggot. fuck you.

a list of things not to swallow

drunken sun has had it with saturns shit

top down view of a busty lady covering her head with the newspaper

two dogs sexually assaulting some jolly ranchers

orange m&m is understandably upset to come home and see his lady in the arms of another candy.

nessie maxin and relaxin in the loch

a dude who just wants to gobble down a fat weiner

bitch you better drive back to arbys and get that horsey sauce

lopsided dog tries to remeber that dirty limerick

a big DORITO w/ STRAWBERRY JAM and MUSTARD and CAULIFLOWER

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