If evolution exists, why can a screw play checkers? Checkmate, atheists.

A pile of poo. Just a pile of poo. I don't know, give it a nice twist or something, but it's literally just a pile of poo.

Soggy biscuits getting into a drunk bar fight.

Girl can't understand the meaning of lyrics

Hey Arnold trying to sell some shit for mad $

Turns out that your dog doesn't like having robot parts and shooting lasers

Superman pushing a road beneath a smelly person

Chinese old grandpa smuggling his unshaven Chinese mustache past the Chinese border.

Having an octagon for a head an no body except for shoulders while screaming "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY DOYY!!!!!!!!" to random people.

"Go ahead kiddo, why don't you touch it and see if it grows?"

An aborted fetus thinking it's a smurf. It can't even spell fantastic properly or do math, what a douche!

Sally the goldfish with giant remote lips being a sexy goldfish and all