If evolution exists, why can a screw play checkers? Checkmate, atheists.

Soggy biscuits getting into a drunk bar fight.

Girl can't understand the meaning of lyrics

Hey Arnold trying to sell some shit for mad $

Turns out that your dog doesn't like having robot parts and shooting lasers

Superman pushing a road beneath a smelly person

Chinese old grandpa smuggling his unshaven Chinese mustache past the Chinese border.

Having an octagon for a head an no body except for shoulders while screaming "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY DOYY!!!!!!!!" to random people.

"Go ahead kiddo, why don't you touch it and see if it grows?"

A pile of poo. Just a pile of poo. I don't know, give it a nice twist or something, but it's literally just a pile of poo.

An aborted fetus thinking it's a smurf. It can't even spell fantastic properly or do math, what a douche!

Sally the goldfish with giant remote lips being a sexy goldfish and all