Kermit eats the spicy meatball. A desert fire swells in his sweaty mouth. His eyes are full of regret and his tongue full of pain.

A disgruntled koopa whispers Mario's name to him. And Mario knows why. He knows what he has done cannot be undone.

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"Cry me a river" by Justin Timberlake

A man used a cutting board instead of a fleshlight. Common mistake, that's how I lost mine too

Blue USA guy really likes chanting "USA!". Irrelevant gay couple in the background

Violent carrot-on-man hate crimes increase drastically. In one shocking video, you can hear the victim yell "Blory! I am dead!". Terrifying.

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Trippy cross section of an alien's brain.

Spidermillionaire, the superhero who fires hunnen' dolla bills instead of lame old webs.

Orange monster extends his phallus over a bleeding man

Stick man is actually part cyborg and has installed some pretty sweet tank treads to his legs