A man used a cutting board instead of a fleshlight. Common mistake, that's how I lost mine too

Blue USA guy really likes chanting "USA!". Irrelevant gay couple in the background

Doodle or Die

A disgruntled koopa whispers Mario's name to him. And Mario knows why. He knows what he has done cannot be undone.

Kermit eats the spicy meatball. A desert fire swells in his sweaty mouth. His eyes are full of regret and his tongue full of pain.

Doodle or Die

Violent carrot-on-man hate crimes increase drastically. In one shocking video, you can hear the victim yell "Blory! I am dead!". Terrifying.

pretty kitty

Trippy cross section of an alien's brain.

Spidermillionaire, the superhero who fires hunnen' dolla bills instead of lame old webs.

Orange monster extends his phallus over a bleeding man

Stick man is actually part cyborg and has installed some pretty sweet tank treads to his legs

Stick man is thinking about some deep shit. Like genocide and event horizons and black dwarf stars and shit.

Whats-his-face, the dude who hops on the blocks and makes them light up. The goofy dude with the ":O" face. You know him.

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