Ash is fishing, but's about to catch yet another freaking magikarp. Jeez.

A nuclear holocaust in the distance fails to distract the pink pie from the true tragedy before him - someone has knocked over his dolls!

Boo wants Sulley to play football! Calls him 'kitty' as she is wont, but Sulley isn't much of a football player.

Mr. Nubs (the sword-wielding gerbil) has just murdered a bunch of Boy Scouts. NOBODY messes with Mr. Nubs!

It wasn't a splat, or a whack. It was more like a 'Wat.' - a wet whack or a hard splat. It's hard to describe - if only there was a picture!

So many stupid trolls on here tonight. Fuck you, trolls. Fuck you. I wish there was an 'invite only' Doodle or Die.

A hamburger person is catching poop flying out of a hole in the wall? I don't even...? What? I can't. I've lost the ability to can.

Sonic lies on the ground, his distended stomach jutting into the air like a smuppet's ass. "I can't believe I ate the whole thing," he says.

The deepest question man has ever pondered - "Whose line IS it, anyway?"

Roberta flings her beloved Julia away from the edge of the cliff to safety, as the bolt of lightning strikes the ground where she stood!

Ryu thought Jesus had his back - but the jokes on him! Jesus light's Ryu's hair on fire from behind and laughs. Ryu is very surprised.

Green-haired anime dude has severed his own hand. Blood sprays as he looks down in shock, the knife still dripping in his hand.