someone just beat Mass Effect 3
a desert island
the Loch Ness monster rises from the deep to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and it's all out of bubblegum.
Crono happens to be missing a nose. Perhaps Marla got too feisty again?
A cool man who enjoys anal sex talks about how he loves Halo for PC. It has many custom game options unavailable on Xbox, apparently.
The sentient blood mist of Abedeer Hunson acquires one of those hats, like the one Abu has.
Edward Scissorhands wonders how to tell the woman he loves how he feels. Alas, she might reject him, because his hands are hella freaky.
the TORtanic. it's a bootcup of shit. No really, it's pretty bad.
A stomach full of blood. What use would one have for a stomach full of blood? Perhaps you need help.
The blood and brain spatter of a body after it has been dragged off the twister mat. Weep for your fellow man.
MANLY DEATH: HETEROSEXUAL WARFARE (or maybe Battle Los Angeles)
the word "gay" in black on a blue background