battle of los angeles

MANLY DEATH: HETEROSEXUAL WARFARE (or maybe Battle Los Angeles)

An alien with three eyes contemplates the racist undertones he saw in the movie, "Battle L.A.". (Not referring to the L.A. riots)

black man is thinking of joining the KKK

Circlehead can't stop thinking about trianglehead. Can't blame him, he looks kinda cute.

A man thinking about the eldritch abomination he has sold his soul to.

"No," exclaimed the man to himself, "The suns rays has penetrated my eyes far enough, It is time for it to leave!" And then the Sun left.

The angry vampire shouts at the sun... their relationship has finally failed. The sun cries and hides his face beneath his tears.

a man tells the sun thier relationship is over