Run away, little burger! That gargantuan son-of-a-bitch will find something else to snack on if you manage to escape his sticky tongue...

Oh yeah, go ahead, my man... Take a seat. COME ON, DUDE! It's just a chair that'll shock you lethally. It's alright after the fifth second.

It displeases me that you once again serve me a bowl of piss and raisins.

A person who uses "it/its" pronouns can't stand a beautiful lady trying to kiss it. Wait, it? That's a human, not a dog, for fuck's sake!

Somehow, they were able to launch cookies into space. Good for them. Fuck, I want some crack!

The only Pokemon in existence, Broccolimon, that had been enslaved and framed alive in a museum for people to gawk their eyes at it.

Oh no, Scout from Team Fortress 2 has inspired an innocent kitten to throw flashbangs at people whilst yelling "THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS!"

An atomic blast cooks an already-boiled egg in the sky!

A squid is willing to pay a black-skinned human baby a single dollar for a bottle of some sort of lotion. Damn, fuck that squid, boy!

The Android logo attempting to paint an isolated island. He hates his work and wishes he were a carpenter instead.

A distorted skeleton discovers the pure joy of capitalism.

Two naked, bald Eurasian men fondle an aggravated yellow-skinned man who is trying to ride a fish-shaped pony.