Run away, little burger! That gargantuan son-of-a-bitch will find something else to snack on if you manage to escape his sticky tongue...

A person who uses "it/its" pronouns can't stand a beautiful lady trying to kiss it. Wait, it? That's a human, not a dog, for fuck's sake!

A squid is willing to pay a black-skinned human baby a single dollar for a bottle of some sort of lotion. Damn, fuck that squid, boy!

Oh yeah, go ahead, my man... Take a seat. COME ON, DUDE! It's just a chair that'll shock you lethally. It's alright after the fifth second.

Somehow, they were able to launch cookies into space. Good for them. Fuck, I want some crack!

The only Pokemon in existence, Broccolimon, that had been enslaved and framed alive in a museum for people to gawk their eyes at it.

Oh no, Scout from Team Fortress 2 has inspired an innocent kitten to throw flashbangs at people whilst yelling "THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS!"

The Android logo attempting to paint an isolated island. He hates his work and wishes he were a carpenter instead.

It displeases me that you once again serve me a bowl of piss and raisins.

An atomic blast cooks an already-boiled egg in the sky!

A distorted skeleton discovers the pure joy of capitalism.

Two naked, bald Eurasian men fondle an aggravated yellow-skinned man who is trying to ride a fish-shaped pony.