Classy gentleman go full plebeian and prefer giga pets over tamagotchis.

Fuck you! I'm a cat and I'm going to roll around on your dead gold fish.

I make dinosaur noises in the bathroom.

Kratos realizes there is an incredibly stupid tattoo on his forehead.

I am the Jolly Green Giant and I am here to fornicate with your hills!

Eggplant: the neckbeard of the plant world.

The poo dragon is about to frag a murloc with his fire tongue.

Those silly Australians elected a kangaroo as their new president.

A bored man jerks off to boring porn.

Batman is confused. Is that Spider-Man, or the Riddler?

Sentient bicycle saying "beep beep mother fucker".

What blind people see when they close their eyes.