A guy hugs his Metapod, it then hardens...
Medapod gets hard from a sexy hot hug
Regardless, the stock market still crashed.
Stock market crash
Money raining from the skies on a mountain, but it burns up in the lava
A volcano (AKA the homestuck fandom) literally bleeds money, which shocks media, innocent bystanders, and even hussie himself.
Eggplant: the neckbeard of the plant world.
Eggplant
Fairy eating a four leaf clover.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!