Godzilla, after assuming his role as an FBI agent, helps his drug-dealing informant take down a woman with jaundice.

Faced with oblivion or a lifetime of living with a head far too large for his body, Monolith Man contemplates suicide.

Upset with Ash for giving up on chemo, Pikachu donates the details of his facial features, hoping to inspire Ash to continue fighting.

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Toothpaste bonanza.

Flying butt-resses.

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The Beastie Boys as vegetables.

Dean the cat is incredibly upset with Bobby the cat for figuring out how to correctly wear a baseball cap before he did.

A steeple cross pontificating on metaphysical issues.

COLONEL, WHAT'S A RUSSIAN GUNSHIP DOING HERE?

It's like someone drew a face with poop, but then somebody else smeared out one of the eyes.

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An introspective box of crayons.

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