Flying butt-resses.

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The Beastie Boys as vegetables.

Dean the cat is incredibly upset with Bobby the cat for figuring out how to correctly wear a baseball cap before he did.

A steeple cross pontificating on metaphysical issues.

COLONEL, WHAT'S A RUSSIAN GUNSHIP DOING HERE?

It's like someone drew a face with poop, but then somebody else smeared out one of the eyes.

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An introspective box of crayons.

C.R.E.A.M.

While playing limbo, a turkey commits suicide with an incredibly simple red tommy gun while an amorphous, green blob watches in wonder.

Insubordinate blonde cherubs, dead, anthropomorphic traffic cones, and a giant, genial cheese puff.

Faced with oblivion or a lifetime of living with a head far too large for his body, Monolith Man contemplates suicide.

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