You have died a failure. You lived only 10 years. Your gravestone is marked as "A Dork" and even the sun criticizes you.

A furry worthy of being on deviantART

Heaven is literally RIGHT there how could you possibly be lost?

A fat child has received an xonc for his birthday and finds it "lame."

Satan.

I think it's a tomato but it kinda looks like a green asshole farting

M sees you when you sleep.

Thor as a flamboyant homosexual

A crying white lady. She kinda looks like Honey Boo-Boo's mom.

Pressing the "unsee button" to unsee what you just saw.

A crossword puzzle where the empty spaces are really horny

Somebody being stabbed in the eye with a hotdog with the caption "dilate this"