jesus saves the world by killing a huge alienmonster
a man gazes angrily into an octopus' single eye and he hold him at gunpoint and masturbates.
octopus held at gunpoint by angry man
Action Hank is a dirty communist.
two stick men have ripped the third in half
Two Baddasses rip dork in half
RIP dork
You have died a failure. You lived only 10 years. Your gravestone is marked as "A Dork" and even the sun criticizes you.
Icarus tries to fly to the sun. His wings are melted, the dorkly man sent plummeting, while the sun fatally scoffs behind his back.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!