by some freak accident dexter managed to change places with his goldfish tom. "guess whos gettin' flushed now bitch?"

A giant green dragon with 4 tongues has kidnapped a small child and wrapped it in a pink blanket, just like one would wrap a burrito

Barry got sick of waiting for the revolution, so he decided to put all of his 8 arms to work and tore down that god damn wall himself

"i warned you dom" said the penguin mafia boss, "i fucking warned you"

sideways western smiley, japanese emoticon careface and of course, tits.

the batmobile finally got some much needed upgrades, best of which a huge pink ass-canon that blasts poonuggets

someone pissed in Johns mouth and left him sleeping on the sidewalk, those bastards!

Damien was tired of being bullied for his huge square teeth, so he armed himself with scissors and ventured fearlessly into the world

the tardis has reached oblivion and is now utterly confused, - it is also leaking oil.

someone left grandma' alone with the internetmachine and now she is lost and confused.

this is buck. buck is a tough son of a bitch and even though his toe has a bad infection he still found time to dress up in his bunny-suit

Black cartman can't have hotdogs