Black cartman can't have hotdogs

teen angst

It had been weeks since he last slept. all that was left of his face were two uneven round white holes for eyes and some zits. Jewish radio

this one guy i know shaves his poo

i need to go somewhere cold, this tongue infection is getting REAL bad

by some freak accident dexter managed to change places with his goldfish tom. "guess whos gettin' flushed now bitch?"

"i warned you dom" said the penguin mafia boss, "i fucking warned you"

joes favorite flavor ice cream is PlayStation also he is a squid and blue.

sideways western smiley, japanese emoticon careface and of course, tits.

chicken denim

double rainbow, ALL THE WAY, ACROSS THE SKY

after a long hard day out in the snow sarah came home to three jars of steaming hot soup #winning

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