old meme won't die

a tortoise is blasted with piss so furiously that it begins to bleed from its eyes and mouth

call me brocculi, sucker of vegetables

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WAAAAAAAAAAAR

Doodle or Die

a man's butt cheeks greet each other

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jim carrey in the mask

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show me... your final form

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...then who was phone?

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thanks, osama

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draw me... A WIZZERD

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black stripe into dark grey stripe into light grey stripe into white with tiny stripes of each colour in another colour's area

a male human-looking animal person wearing a shirt far too small for them with 'hi' written on their stomach

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