A gay turtle
Confused tortoise.
A turtle is happy even though it's a stormy day.
Turtle loves lightning
a poor turtle getting struck by lightning so hard his heart flies out his mouth
Turtle is struck by lightning
a tortoise is blasted with piss so furiously that it begins to bleed from its eyes and mouth
Dying turtle being pissed on.
asshole dead animal piss fetish
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!