This ravine is the gap between hell and heaven, which no-one has been able to cross since bob (rest his soul) tried, all those years ago.

a purple, musical furry thing is singing about the number 6 and a fork; This is the only way he can remind himself of home and his mother.

The engine is confused

A man is in a cave, he has ran from the blue ones all day; He can finally rest. But little does he know that the blues ones have followed

A love story about a blue man and a dog, in which they go on a merry adventure through the countryside and discover the meaning of life.

snake tastes yummy

After battling all the other consoles, this is his final test! Can the strawberry defeat the NES?

be my sexy dead wife!

as long as it's not megaman I'll be happy

breasts, what else?

a man's surgery has gone completely pear-shaped, so much so that he is now just an outline and has a hat coming out of his throat!

maek big titz