snake tastes yummy

Doodle or Die

After battling all the other consoles, this is his final test! Can the strawberry defeat the NES?

New Chain

be my sexy dead wife!

New Chain

as long as it's not megaman I'll be happy

breasts, what else?

a man's surgery has gone completely pear-shaped, so much so that he is now just an outline and has a hat coming out of his throat!

New Chain

maek big titz

the purple bathtub has been filled with piss. again.

Doodle or Die

the weed zombie has finally been laid to rest

because you deserve it

the coffee inside the coffee mug is crying because it is going cold; Now no-one will want to drink him!

Mr Sumo man is having a hard day. After being beaten several times in one day, he is tired and lonely. now all that there is to do is poop.

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