green garden pitcher gives birth to three little garden pitchers. what a lovely family they have.

the earth stares as a tree enters space while listening to its ipod and saying "fuck this"

the greatest hamburger i have ever seen. he's wearing an eye patch, has fangs, and apparently stole captain crunch's hat.

a brown haired man shows off his pearly whites. they're so pearly they have a blue sparkle. he should do an orbit commercial.

a guy with open hands proclaiming to god "i am mad!" while standing on a well drawn cheese grater

"OH STOP IT, YOU" face in the form of an apple. or as i like to call it, my new favorite doodle.

an orange crab says "da fuk" while throwing away a can of mountain dew. he hates litterbugs.

frenchmen with a red beret and striped shirt holds a loaf of fresh bread while vomiting peas, "le bleh."

mario kart/rainbow road drawn in detail on a tv. toad is being placed back in the race. girl says to boy "fuck this level. wanna make out?"

a half-empty glass of water is shocked when he finds a red thing that i have no idea what is so we'll say, "pool of blood with two eyes."

moon in the top left corner with a constellation in the middle. if only i were an astronomer. hercules, maybe?

a man eating burnt pizza