a coffee mug playing the kazoo as his wife watches amazed at his new found skill

Mrs.Coffee Mug being ever so pretty with her red lipstick and bow enjoying Mr. Coffee Mug playing a song on a Kazoo

A male cup trying to woo a female cup by playing the kazoo.

A glass half full of water is displeased by his wife's gift of a kazoo. He has no arms to play it! How could she do something so heartless?!

a half-empty glass of water is shocked when he finds a red thing that i have no idea what is so we'll say, "pool of blood with two eyes."

A glass is explaining how he is always full no matter what, but a puddle of blood next to him is freaking him out. It's looking at him.

Optimistic glass of water talking to ketchup

the glass of water is happy to be alive but the ketchup tells him to fuck off

A cup nearly tips over but he catches himself - he's okay!