John from homestuck.

A lamp emits yellow triangles from two sides, and rests on a poorly drawn table.

Jimmy, a pink, faintly sexual-looking, cashew-shaped, many-legged, orange-striped creature, throws a pink and blue beach ball.

This is stupid and dumb so I'm going to ignore it.

Pacman sobs. Red letters come from his mouth, spelling "why."

Attempted rape?

The all seeing yellow eye with a crooked pupil, surrounded by a blue and purple cloud-like thing, for emphasis.

A cat meows.

Jedediyah is a criminal.

Gray hates White, who resembles cocaine.

When it's sunny, Johann is a caterpillar. But when the sun has one less ray, he becomes bacon.

a fish with a doughnut attached to its head sits, bored.